Just Buy Some Amethyst Quartz Already!

"Worry not, good Seeress! The oblivious, blind people of this city may mock the gift of prophecy the gods have blessed you with, but I know the truth!  I shall make it one of my life's endeavors to see that your accursed harassers and those who disbelieve see the error of their ways and learn that you alone may speak with the divine providence of the forseen that has yet to come, as you have been touched by the gods themselves!"
"Listen sir, if you're not here to have me tell you your fortune, or to buy something, please leave and be on your way."

I figured I ought to upload this first before I finish working on Zura's gift, since I finished this one first and should have posted it by now. Unfortunately, I had a dumb moment and forgot where I put it, so I spent about a good ten minutes trying to find it when it was on the top of the scanner the whole time.   Aaaannnd I drew it while I was at work, so you know it's not anything amazing. *dies and buries my own corpse in shame twice over*

Buuuut... this was a gift for ChaseYoungIsMine. We've been discussing for some time now what would happen if Ramsey The Pharaoh of Gotham met her OC, Candice Nozma, who runs the fortune-telling New Age shop known as The Major Arcana.
Needless to say, it immediately solidified in my head that Ramsey in all his nuttiness, would automatically take it to heart that Candice is some kind of oracle or prophetess, and insist on having her as one of his royal advisers. I'm not so sure that Mz. Nozma would exactly be okay with that right off the bat. But who knows? They could be friends, in time.

Hope you like this silly crack nonetheless, dear! Also, credit goes to a-little-odd for that title, as she saw the WIP for this sketch and made a comment about how New Age and magic shops and whatnot always seem to be selling amethyst quartz for some reason.

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