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Jarlaxle's JournalTwenty Things I Learned at Melee-Magthere

- compiled by Jarlaxle of Bregan D’aerthe

1. All the monsters you heard stories about do exist.
2. Betting pools on who will depose the current Matron are only fun if she never finds out.
3. Don’t talk to the little voices; they’re spies for the teachers.
4. The new words you learn actually make the priestesses very angry when used to describe them.
5. You can kill goblins. You can kill elves. You can even kill other drow. But woe to you if you step on a spider!
6. Putting worms in an unpopular teacher’s underwear isn’t just mean, it earns you extra credit from his riva

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Jarlaxle is pwnageby *Yoruhoshi

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©2008-2013 *Yoruhoshi

Note: This is a fan comic and does not in any way reflect the views of the Forgotten Realms publishing or R.A. Salvatore, that I know of. Just accept the fact I hate the Twilight Saga and move on.

Because the Forgotten Realms> the Twilight Saga. And I can totally see Artemis Entreri convincing Jarlaxle that Edward Cullen has a magical item that enables him to sparkle.

Mind you though, I know for a fact even if Jarlaxle were to make a threat like he is, it'd be an empty one for the most part. Jarlaxle considers himself too much of a gentleman to rip out someone's entrails. Still...go, Jarlaxle, go! You get that magical item! X3 *snickers*

Jarlaxle Baenre and Artemis Entreri (C) to R.A.Salvatore/the Forgotten Realms

Edward Cullen (C) to Stephanie Meyer, may she learn to write better.

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~KidKit 6 days ago

Haha this is an awesome drawing, I love the whole idea and J & A

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*Yoruhoshi 6 days ago Hobbyist General Artist

Thank you very much! I'm honored that you think so! And Jarlaxle and Artemis are awesome, aren't they?

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~KidKit 2 days ago

Ohh yes they are, I'd marry both of them if they were real..

Justkidding, but I couldn't love any fantasy character more than them!

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~itaZuran May 6, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

YES, JARLAXLE! Whup his snivelling, glittering @$$!

(And then go for Bella too. I hate that brat.

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*Yoruhoshi May 6, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

I'm glad to hear you support this, dear. X3

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~MusicIsMyLife7 Oct 14, 2012 Student Artist

EPIC WIN!!!

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*Yoruhoshi Oct 15, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

Why thank you!

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~MusicIsMyLife7 Oct 15, 2012 Student Artist

Why you're welcome! Again.

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*Yoruhoshi Oct 15, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

*gigglefits* So I take it you're either a Twilight hater, a Forgotten Realms fan, or both...?

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~MusicIsMyLife7 Oct 15, 2012 Student Artist

Both.

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