Note: This is a fan comic and does not in any way reflect the views of the Forgotten Realms publishing or R.A. Salvatore, that I know of. Just accept the fact I hate the Twilight Saga and move on.
Because the Forgotten Realms> the Twilight Saga. And I can totally see Artemis Entreri convincing Jarlaxle that Edward Cullen has a magical item that enables him to sparkle.
Mind you though, I know for a fact even if Jarlaxle were to make a threat like he is, it'd be an empty one for the most part. Jarlaxle considers himself too much of a gentleman to rip out someone's entrails. Still...go, Jarlaxle, go! You get that magical item! X3 *snickers*
Jarlaxle Baenre and Artemis Entreri (C) to R.A.Salvatore/the Forgotten Realms
Edward Cullen (C) to Stephanie Meyer, may she learn to write better.