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The headmaster looked out on the spectacle, somewhere between unadulterated glee and absolute frustration as his nails scratched against the glass of his office window. To his side, Control Freak glanced up from his furious scribbling of notes in shorthand, giving the older man a sideways glance.
"Are you okay?" He asked uncertainly.
"THOSE TWO." Brother Blood hissed, the ravenous tone all too obvious in his voice as he pressed his nose to the glass, looking directly at Tommy Terror and the redheaded girl he had an arm around. "THEIR SEXUAL TENSION IS UNBEARABLE. IS THERE ANOTHER BOY IN HER LIFE? I NEED TO KNOW. THERE HAS TO BE; WHY ELSE WOULD THEY HAVE SUCH NATURAL TENSION AND CHEMISTRY?"
Control Freak slowly lowered his pencil, an eye twitching nervously. "Uh, maybe you should chill, man. Not everything needs to be a love triangle."
"WE COULD MAKE IT ONE." came the hiss of unbridled wicked glee.
"Mind control doesn't count." Control Freak remarked, resuming his note-taking.
"Nobody has to know~" Brother Blood answered in a mild sing-song as he spun to his desk and began digging through his files on young heroes, eager to find a perfect prospect for a romantic rival for Tommy and Cherry.
"Man, you take shipping way worse than some fangirls I know."
"I AM THE GOD OF FANGIRL SHIPPING DREAMS." was the automatic, half-crazed answer as Blood rustled feverishly through the papers.
Control Freak bit his lip and slowly began to back out of the office; he had a feeling he knew what would happen if he didn't, and shipping wars were ugly things.
"Are you okay?" He asked uncertainly.
"THOSE TWO." Brother Blood hissed, the ravenous tone all too obvious in his voice as he pressed his nose to the glass, looking directly at Tommy Terror and the redheaded girl he had an arm around. "THEIR SEXUAL TENSION IS UNBEARABLE. IS THERE ANOTHER BOY IN HER LIFE? I NEED TO KNOW. THERE HAS TO BE; WHY ELSE WOULD THEY HAVE SUCH NATURAL TENSION AND CHEMISTRY?"
Control Freak slowly lowered his pencil, an eye twitching nervously. "Uh, maybe you should chill, man. Not everything needs to be a love triangle."
"WE COULD MAKE IT ONE." came the hiss of unbridled wicked glee.
"Mind control doesn't count." Control Freak remarked, resuming his note-taking.
"Nobody has to know~" Brother Blood answered in a mild sing-song as he spun to his desk and began digging through his files on young heroes, eager to find a perfect prospect for a romantic rival for Tommy and Cherry.
"Man, you take shipping way worse than some fangirls I know."
"I AM THE GOD OF FANGIRL SHIPPING DREAMS." was the automatic, half-crazed answer as Blood rustled feverishly through the papers.
Control Freak bit his lip and slowly began to back out of the office; he had a feeling he knew what would happen if he didn't, and shipping wars were ugly things.
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Sooooo... I got really bored at work yesterday. And having recalled discussions with itaZuran about the notion of Brother Blood going a little crazy with trying to form more love triangles for Control Freak's fanfiction by seeing if there are romantic rivals for Tommy and Thad and their respective love interests, I wound up writing THIS ridiculousness on my phone.
Come on, you know there's something mildly hilarious about the idea of Brother Blood as the king of all fangirls. (Laby said she could see him having a tumblog but like, he'd die before admitting to it. Control Freak would have a tumblog too, but he'd not be shy about it at all; he probably has a super-tricked out BAMF blog with a crapton of followers, and you know it.)
Here, for those of you who would like a little more context for this crack~
Special thanks as well to the-dragon-childe, who managed to save this ridiculousness when I almost lost it entirely thanks to a phone malfuction~ You're a doll.
"Teen Titans", "Young Justice" and all related titles and elements are all © to DC Comics and Warner Bros. Productions, respectively.
Cherry (mentioned) is © to
IF YOU STEAL MY WRITING, YOU WILL BE HUNTED DOWN AND REPORTED.
Come on, you know there's something mildly hilarious about the idea of Brother Blood as the king of all fangirls. (Laby said she could see him having a tumblog but like, he'd die before admitting to it. Control Freak would have a tumblog too, but he'd not be shy about it at all; he probably has a super-tricked out BAMF blog with a crapton of followers, and you know it.)
Here, for those of you who would like a little more context for this crack~
DC ''CF3'' AU-verseA/N: Greetings again, all my loyal fans! Your Number-One fanfiction writer, Control Freak, has returned! Once again, thanks to the generous assistance of my fellow epic shipper and amazing Beta-reader, Bl00dBrutha888, I have come to spin you an epic tale of adventure, romance, magic, and barbarian mead! This fanfiction is dedicated to the readers who suggested the idea to me, so special shout-outs to TopTerr0rTwin and ThadassMofo!!! You guys ROCK! I can't thank you ENOUGH for helping me with this idea. Strap yourselves in, my dedicated readers; you are in for the story of a lifetime! Concrits welcome; flamers can GTFO. I SHIP WHAT I WAAAANNNTT! [Updates the third Saturday of every month.]
Okay so now... if that doesn't get you on board for the ridiculousness that is this fantasy AU idea, then I don't know what will.
Some explanation. First, you've got these dudebros.
The Second Broalition. Comprised of Ici
Special thanks as well to the-dragon-childe, who managed to save this ridiculousness when I almost lost it entirely thanks to a phone malfuction~ You're a doll.
"Teen Titans", "Young Justice" and all related titles and elements are all © to DC Comics and Warner Bros. Productions, respectively.
Cherry (mentioned) is © to
IF YOU STEAL MY WRITING, YOU WILL BE HUNTED DOWN AND REPORTED.
© 2015 - 2024 Yoru-the-Rogue
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